milsmorales:

i’m sitting right next to her

batmanisagatewaydrug:

worldsentwined:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

oh my god… duel lingo

Die Eule habe hat Hunger

True to form, I actually messed up the verb conjugation when I first put the words on this. XD

holy crap

thealogie:

season 1 of merlin is just

Merlin: oh great dragon please release me from this supposed destiny that I must fulfill for I think arthur hates me

Great dragon: can the stars hate the moon? can the flowers hate the bees? can the heart hate the blood that flows through it? Can a bird hate its wings?

Merlin: Ok I hear you but Arthur fired me today

Great dragon: CAN THE LEFT HAND FIRE THE RIGHT HAND?????

tarydarrington:

nott: i got you these flowers.
[…]
yasha: that was very nice of you, thank you.
beau: didn’t peg you for a flowers type of girl.
ashley: i take out a book that i have, and in between some of the pages is a four leaf clover. i’ll take the flowers, and i’ll put them in between the other pages, and i’ll put it away.

busy-matches:

yall love pirate clay as much as i do and i can appreciate that

darthvcder:

darthvcder:

the fact that community colleges are seen as less valid and for “stupid” people is a result of classism and in this essay I will-

ppl in the tags saying that it’s “genuinely a lesser tier of education because people go there for trades and nursing and thats about it” are just proving that its classism. bc a) no thats absolutely not correct. a good chunk of people that go to community colleges do so to knock out their gen eds at a lower price than they’d be if they went to a four year, then transfer to a four year. and more importantly b) trade professions are not lesser than other professions that take higher degrees. people who go into things that take associates degrees are not “stupid”.

if you think ppl who are too poor to attend a four year university for all four years, or that ppl who are too poor to/don’t want to get their bachelor’s/master’s/doctorate are “stupid” then i have news for you:

thats classism, babe

6-phds-and-no-sense:

6-phds-and-no-sense:

sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it

new guy: why is all of the equipment in this room covered in toys?

me: dONn’t touch those

new guy:

me: they need the toys to function. if they don’t all have toys they get jealous.

new guy:

new guy:

me: when something breaks just take the wizard and wave it around for a while. they seem to like that.

brigittttart:

An illumination (and details) of an excerpt of the Silmarillion, text reads:

And he spoke to them, propounding to them themes of music; and they sang before him, and he was glad. 

A Christmas present for my mother, who loves Tolkien, illumination, and music, in nearly equal measure.

roofbeams:

twelfth night is a tragedy abt a femme lesbian who thinks she’s met the cute butch of her dreams but the butch turns out to be a gay transmasc and also her butler hits on her and then gets psychologically tortured

avant-garde means "ass out" in french
mika/scott.
22. white.
genderfluid & gay. 
he/him or ze/zir.